Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Is Rahm really running out on me?

This little ditty was captured by a secret audio recording device implanted in the Richard Nixon portrait in the White House.
Seems the president was captured singing this tune late last night while having a chat with Tricky Dick...

Congresscritters out running from Pelosi down Main Street
I'm staring into my snoop cams as my coffee gets cold
Look over there! (Where?) There!
That's my chief of staff with a satchel in hand
He doesn't need that, or is there something else I don't know?

Is Rahm really running out on me?
Is he really gonna take the cash and run away?
Is Rahm really running out on me?
If my eyes don't deceive me, there's something going wrong around here.

This was the night I was supposed to get my hosannas
But even Reid says he can't be seen around here.
Look over there! (Where?) There!
Here's ol' Rahmbo with a Chitown pol
This looks like something about which I don't know.

Is Rahm really running out on me?
Is he really gonna take the cash and run away?
Is Rahm really running out on me?
If my eyes don't deceive me, there's something going wrong around here.

And if looks could kill
There's a man there who's marked down as dead
Cause I've had my fill
Someone put something upside Beck's head
I can't believe they're ditching me.

Is Rahm really running out on me?
Is he really gonna take the cash and run away?
Is Rahm really running out on me?
If my eyes don't deceive me, there's something going wrong around here.

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