As inspired by a commenter at Hot Air, a whack at Toto's classic, devoted to the possibility that the Republicans could take 99 seats in the House in two weeks...
99
I've been waiting so long
Oh 99
Where did the Dems go wrong
Oh 99
I love you
99
Don't go breaking my heart
Oh 99
You can give us a start
Oh 99
I love you
I never thought it would happen
But you can turn it for us
We don't want Obamism any more
I knew it would never work out
Dems are to blame
You know i love you 99
99
Turn it hard to the right
Oh 99
Make it day and not night
Oh 99
I love you
I never thought it would happen
But you can turn it for us
We don't want Obamism any more
I knew it would never work out
Dems are to blame
You know i love you 99
99
I can't take it no more
Oh 99
Time to even the score
Oh 99
I love you
I never thought it would happen
But you can turn it for us
We don't want Obamism any more
I knew it would never work out
Dems are to blame
You know i love you 99
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
Boss of the Union
Andy Stern may officially be gone as the head of the SEIU (Socialist Extortionists International Union), but he still has the power, as we caught him singing this song on his way to a clandestine meeting with President Obama last week...
Now I'm a union man
Amazed at what I am
I say what I think, that America stinks
Yes I'm a union man
When we meet in the local hall
I'll be voting with them all
With a hell of a shout, it's "Out brothers, out!"
And the rise of America’s fall
Oh, you don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
SEIU has made me wise
To the lies of the tea party spies
And I don't get fooled by America’s rules
'cause I always read between the lines
And I always get my way
And the money that comes each day
Even though I’m retired, I still roll out in style
And this is what I say:
Oh, oh, you don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
Before the union did appear
My life was half as clear
Now I've got the power to the working hour
And every other day of the year
So though I'm a union man
I can run the government's plan
And though I'm not hard, the sight of my card
Makes me some kind of superman
Oh, oh, oh, you don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
For the original, go here
Now I'm a union man
Amazed at what I am
I say what I think, that America stinks
Yes I'm a union man
When we meet in the local hall
I'll be voting with them all
With a hell of a shout, it's "Out brothers, out!"
And the rise of America’s fall
Oh, you don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
SEIU has made me wise
To the lies of the tea party spies
And I don't get fooled by America’s rules
'cause I always read between the lines
And I always get my way
And the money that comes each day
Even though I’m retired, I still roll out in style
And this is what I say:
Oh, oh, you don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
Before the union did appear
My life was half as clear
Now I've got the power to the working hour
And every other day of the year
So though I'm a union man
I can run the government's plan
And though I'm not hard, the sight of my card
Makes me some kind of superman
Oh, oh, oh, you don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
You don't get me, I'm boss of the union
Until the day I die
Until the day I die
For the original, go here
Friday, October 1, 2010
Hate To Say We Told You So...
The American Conservative Chorus has come together for a revise of the Hives' classic "Hate To Say I Told You So."
For your dancing and listening pleasure, here 'tis...
Rush Limbaugh: Boy child disguised in an outfit of lies
You know we told you
Sean Hannity: Reverend Wright and Bill Ayers in full flight
Hey, hey, we told you
Mark Steyn: A man of the left, no intellectual heft
That’s what we told you.
Glenn Beck: Terror, he said, was just all in your head,
Oh, man, we told you.
All: Hate to say I told you so. All right! Come on!
I do believe I told you so.
Mark Belling: Now it's all out and you know cause we all warned you.
Mark Davis: Soldiers are props for some great photo ops
That’s what we warned you.
Walter E. Williams: For business he just has hate
As we had warned you.
Laura Ingraham: Vacationing king and his words have no zing
Indeed, we warned you.
All: Hate to say I told you so. All right! Come on!
I do believe I told you so.
Dom Giordano: Illegals are fine, see, it’s all in your mind
That’s what we told you
Michael Savage: Mentally bent, see the sign – “space for rent”
You know we told you
Rush: Yeah!
Mark Levin: Now we gotta get these dopes the heck out of D.C.
Because we need to.
Ann Coulter: We gotta get our freedom back from this old bunch of dhimmi hacks - we need to.
All: Oh yeah!
For the original, go here
For your dancing and listening pleasure, here 'tis...
Rush Limbaugh: Boy child disguised in an outfit of lies
You know we told you
Sean Hannity: Reverend Wright and Bill Ayers in full flight
Hey, hey, we told you
Mark Steyn: A man of the left, no intellectual heft
That’s what we told you.
Glenn Beck: Terror, he said, was just all in your head,
Oh, man, we told you.
All: Hate to say I told you so. All right! Come on!
I do believe I told you so.
Mark Belling: Now it's all out and you know cause we all warned you.
Mark Davis: Soldiers are props for some great photo ops
That’s what we warned you.
Walter E. Williams: For business he just has hate
As we had warned you.
Laura Ingraham: Vacationing king and his words have no zing
Indeed, we warned you.
All: Hate to say I told you so. All right! Come on!
I do believe I told you so.
Dom Giordano: Illegals are fine, see, it’s all in your mind
That’s what we told you
Michael Savage: Mentally bent, see the sign – “space for rent”
You know we told you
Rush: Yeah!
Mark Levin: Now we gotta get these dopes the heck out of D.C.
Because we need to.
Ann Coulter: We gotta get our freedom back from this old bunch of dhimmi hacks - we need to.
All: Oh yeah!
For the original, go here
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