Thursday, September 9, 2010

Taxman 2010

The mayor of Filthydelphia, Michael Squidward Nutter, is now talking about business privilege licenses for bloggers. The nerve of the man.

But we caught this on tape in his dishonor's office...

Let me tell you how it will be. (Taxman)
There's one for you, 19 for me. (Taxman)
Coz I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.

Should 25 percent appear too small (Taxman)
Be thankful I don't take it all (Taxman)
Coz I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.

If you write online I will tax your blog.
If you have a pet I will tax your dog.
If you have a Dew I will tax the sweet.
If you have a cold I will tax your heat.

Taxman!

Coz I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.

Don't ask me what I want it for
(No, no Mayor Nutter)
If you don't want to pay some more
(Is it going to Mr. Greene?)

Coz I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.

And my advice to you -- don't die (Taxman)
I need your money by and by

Coz I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman.
And you're working for no one but me.

For the original, go here

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