Now, the 2CSMSAJB presents the national theme song of the Political Class... "Beltway Crooks"... dedicated to Rangel, Waters, Eddie Bernice, Bishop, etc., etc., etc., etc.
Beltway Crooks are dirty as a mud pit
Beltway Crooks are stoned on mountain dew
Beltway Crooks been thievin' since they's babies
Beltway Crooks seek office when they're two
Well, there's 13 hundred and 52 big time crooks in the Beltway
And they can heist more cash than the number of ants on a Tennessee anthill
Well, there's 13 hundred and 52 bagmen down in the Beltway
And any one of them scoundrels can steal twice as better than I will
I was just 13, you could say I was a political proverbial knee high
When I heard a couple new-soundin' dudes and they blasted me sky-high
And the newsman said every one is a lyin' ol' crook from the Beltway
And no one out here buys 'em, and I said, "But I will."
And it was
Beltway Crooks are dirty as a mud pit
Beltway Crooks are stoned on mountain dew
Beltway Crooks been thievin' since they's babies
Beltway Crooks seek office when they're two
Well, there's 16 thousand eight hundred 21 moms in the Beltway
All their friends are stealers and they ain't uptight if one of the kids will
Because it's custom made for any mother's son to be a big-time crook in the Beltway
And I sure am glad I got a chance to say a word about the crooks and the moms in the Beltway.
Beltway Crooks are dirty as a mud pit
Beltway Crooks are stoned on mountain dew
Beltway Crooks been thievin' since they's babies
Beltway Crooks seek office when they're two
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